( KALAY   JADU   KI   PACHAN )

Asalam o Alikum

tamam dosto ko main kalay jado ki pachan batata hon

yeah alamat hain kalay elim ki ……………

 (1)    Bay sakone mehsos karma.

 (2)    Sir main darad rehna.

 (3)    Pora jisam main darad rehna .

 (4)    Sex ki khowahish barna yani sex ki talab main zayatee hona .

 (5)    Kamar aur ghordo main darad rehna .

 (6)    Gaaleez galeez paad ana .

 (7)    Jisam main agg mehsos hona.

 (8)    Pora jisam garam rehna aur nak aur mu se garam hawa nikal .

 (9)    Ankhe jalna aur lal rehna.

(10)   Pishab aur pkhana bar bar ana .

(11)   Dil tazz tazz darak na .

(12)   Sans mushkel se ana aur sena main darad rehna .

(13)   Chir chira ho jana .

(14)   Face jo hai kala ho jana jitna saket jado ho ga otna he face 

          kala ho ga .

(15)   Pet main darad rehna aur dast jesa pkhana karna yani bad 

          hazme walay.

(16)   Face per danay nikal na.

(17)   Face behanak ho jana .

(18)   Dil main ghabrate hona .

(19)   Ager kisi ny khowab main pakhana deakha ho ya pishab 

          deakha ho ya apna app ko ghosal khana main deakha hoo ya  

          pakhana us ka jisam  

          main laga dekha garaz yeah ka najis ko deakha ho khowab 

          main.

(20)   Sab kuch hona ka ba wajood na kush hona .

(21)   Pet ka khaya piya gayab ho jana yani jo khaya tha wo ada ya 

          1 ganta

          main gayab phir bhook lagna lag jatee hai yani khana bar bar 

          khana .

(22)   Namaz se door aur allah se nafrate karna aur bora bala kehna 

          dil main  yeah wass wasa hota hai.

(23)   Galah kharab rehna aur voice quality bhi.

(24)   Khowab main darna aur ajeeb ajeeb dorona khowab deakna 

          kabe

          makre kabe sanap kabe chopkali aur lal bake .

(25)   Dil main ajeeb se khof hona aur dar be.

(26)   Jisam main soheya chub na.

(27)   Meday main dard rehna aur matli ki shekayat rehan .

(28)   Kahely aur dehla ho jana yani nikama ho jana aur khoob 

          sona dair tak .

(29)   Demage ka theek kam nahi karna kisi cheez ka jaga per 

          rakha kar bhool jana aur phir baad main doond ta rehna 

          yadasht ka kamzoor ho

          jana pasa ka lan dan main pasa zada de dena.

(30)   Apna app se nafrate karna .

(31)   Ankho ka samna blue ya ping colour daba nazar ana ya phir 

          lines

          nazar ana ajeeb see.

(32)   Belawaja ki zada thakan hona. 

(33)   Quran perna se ya suna se jisam main darad ya takleef hona.

(34)    Sena main jalan or tazabiyat hona. 

(35)   Bar bar ahtalam hona mard ko.   

(36)   Jisam ki ragee kich na jisam ka parakhna. 

(37)   Hath payer sun ho jana. 

(38)   Sir main dana nikal na. 

(39)   Pishab main bohat tazz badbu ana. 

(40)   Pakhana bohat zada badbu dar ana. 

(41)   Jisam main sarde lagna.

(42)   Payroon main dard rehna.  

(43)   Khoweb main kuta deakhna or murde deakhna or bicho.

(44)   Din ba din sookhte jana. 

(45)   Madicine ka asar na karna ya phir kabe kabe start main 

          madicine asar

          karte hai or us ka baad wohe madicine nooksan pouchate hai 

          ya phir shoro main faida hota hai us ka baad nahi hota. 

(46)   Zina deak na khoweb main khoweb main larki or larka ko 

          sex karta howa deakhna ya nanga deakhna .

(47)   Jisam bhare hona ya sir bhare ya kandha bhare hona.

(48)   Jism per neel k nishanoo ka per jana.

(49)   Jism main kamzori hona beger kisi wajha k.

(50)   Chakar ana aur ankhoon k agay andhera a jana.

(51)   Jism pe laal (Red) colour k danay nikal ana.

(52)   Azan ki awaz sun k chirchira hona,  awazar hona aur bhagna  

          azan ki           

          awaz se aur  nafrat karma azan ki awaz se.

(53)   Munh main ganda pani ana jis ki ajeeb se Gandhi boo hoo , 

      Ya naak se ek dam halaq main utarta hay, Jis ki bohat ajeeb 

      se heek hoti hay. Aur zayada ter khana  khanay main pehlay  

      niwalay pe ya dermiyan main khatay howay feel hota hay.

(54)   Nazzla aur Chinkeen bohat zayada ana , Kabhi kabhi Chink 

          martay                               

      howay ek ajeeb se boo mehsoos karma , Jesay k sara howa 

      nazla bahir nikalnay ki boo hoti hay.  

(55)   Hark kam ko jaldi jaldi karma, Kabhi b kam karma ho tu bas 

          ye Koshish karma k foran ho jay . Aur ager kam main deer 

          ho jay tu Jism main bechaini start ho jati hay aur intezar nahi 

          hota.

(56)   Khawab main kali behns ko dekhna , Ya behns ko nalay main  

      nahatay howay dekhna.

(57)   khoon k oper kalay raang ka saya ghomta howa nazar ana 

          yani mathay ki taraf, Esa lagta hoo jesay ankhoon k oper  

          pankha ghoom    

          raha hoo.

(58)   Jism main keray ka katna feel hona aur jab us jaga dekhoo tu 

          kuch b     

      na hoo.

(59)   Ghar ki deeewaroon pe khoon k chintay perna , Ya kaproon 

          pe khoon k chintay perna, Ya almari main khoon k chintay 

          perna.

(60)   Ghar mian laray jhagray rehna , Karoobar ka slow slow 

          khatam ho jana, Koi b kam shoroo kiya jay wo a chalay.

         Jesa jado kiya jata hay wesi hi usji pehchan hoti hay, Mager jo alamat oper batay gay hain wo b hoti hain. Ab ye jadogar k oper hay k wo Banday ko kesi takleef dena chata hay. Ek baat ka bohat khas dehan rakhna app sab , Jis pea mal kar diya jata hay us k amal ki kaat bohat zarori hoti hay , warna time k sath sath us amal main tezi ati jati hay aur insan khatam hota jata hay.

Is liyay jin jin logoon pe jadoo karwadiya gaya hay wo apna utara yani kiyay gay jadoo k amal ko khatam zaroor karwain. ALLAH sab ko apni hifazat aur amann main rakhay aur sab ki mushkiloon ko asan karnay k rastay asan karay Ameen.

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